You've got to be a virgin with a dick that small SPH
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Look at how pathetic you are! Haha oh my god your dick is so small and so useless I can't even believe it. What do you do with such a small dick? You are obviously still a virgin.
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You're a normal sized human being, right?
Like, that's legit.
Like, that's just a really big clit, I think.
Is that even a penis? Does that, like, qualify?
Doctors should have made you a chick, really.
Like, when you were born, they were probably just like, "Wow.
We're just gonna be really mean and just fuck this guy's life up
and call him a guy because his dick is this fucking big."
Oh my gosh, that is such... it's the smallest thing I have ever seen.
I've seen a fucking spider, a fucking ant bigger than that.
What is that? Oh my gosh!
Wow, I have not seen such a small penis in all my life.
It's so pathetic, it looks like a birth defect than a penis.
Oh my god.
You have the most tiniest penis I've ever seen and it's kind of like really freaking me out.
Again, it's just this big.
Like smaller than my little fucking finger.
Like we're not even talking about a thumb.
Like I have more girth in my thumb.
Look at that fucking dick of yours. It's so fucking tiny and pathetic.
It's like... no girl wants to fuck that either.
Oh, look at you! ***********!
You have a tiny baby penis, huh? Little tiny cock!
Oh my lord, is that supposed to be a cock?
That is... that is... oh my... oh my gosh, that is like this big.
Even... I can't bloody even see it! Oh my gosh, just get that little tiny weeny thing out of my face.
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