You've got a really small penis, don't you? SPH
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You don't even have to take off your pants, I can tell you have a tiny little cock. It's written all over you face and the way you act. Well, go ahead and take it out. I want to see how small it is.
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Aww, look at you.
God, that thing is like this fucking big.
I mean, you must be a virgin still because I don't know anyone that's gonna fuck that.
Or, so after you take it out of the pants, the girl probably thinks you're like a hermaphrodite.
And you, that's a vagina. That looks like a fucking clit.
Well, I've got you here butt naked, and I see that you don't have much to see at all.
Definitely not enough to fuck me with.
What is that little thing you've been carrying around?
It's so small. I mean, didn't you know that I was gonna shit here?
You'd be really embarrassed.
Do you want to give them a warning before you take your pants off?
That they're going to find this really tight in your pants?
You do realize you're going to be a virgin the rest of your fucking life.
You're just an itty bitty, teeny weeny, little dicked man.
That's good for nothing.
The only thing you may ever be good for is as a locking wallet.
Otherwise, no girl is ever going to waste her time on you.
Can I even give you a blowjob? I mean, I guess I would have to like lick it?
Like, how does that work? Have you ever gotten a blowjob?
Okay, well, I mean, like, did it go well? I mean...
I don't even know what. I was gonna say an Asian, but I'm pretty sure that cock's too small for an Asian slit, too.
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