You're one of those little dick guys SPH
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I can tell just by looking at you that you have a tiny little penis. Its written all over you. The way you walk and talk and generally behave gives it away.
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Oh, look at you. You're one of those little tiny dick motherfuckers, aren't you?
It's so cute. It's so little. I've never even seen anything like it. Is that a
penis? Oh my god, it is. I thought it maybe was like a big mole or something. I mean,
I have to look really, really close for that thing. It's so tiny. Oh boy, I mean,
have you even had sex before? God, that thing is like this fucking big. I mean,
you must be a virgin still because I don't know anyone that's gonna fuck that.
Or, so after you take it out of the pants, the girl probably thinks you're
like a hermaphrodite and you, that's a vagina. That looks like a fucking clit.
Oh my god, look at that tiny little thing. Oh, look at that. Wait, I can't even see it.
Does anyone have a magnifying glass? Oh, you know what? I get it now. That's what they call a rice
stick, don't they? Right? Yeah? You do realize you're gonna be a virgin the rest of your
fucking life. Hey, you little piece of shit. Look at that tiny little fucking dick. That's
gonna be so embarrassing. I'm embarrassed for you. Oh my gosh, that is like, gotta be the smallest
dick ever. And don't be coming near me with that bloody thing, 'cause, oh my gosh, that one even,
that one even bloody tickled me. In your balls? Can't even go there. What the fuck are those?
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