You're in my bed, I get horny in the mornings!

Yeah, yeah, come in.

What's going on?

So, there's an emergency back at home.

Yeah.

I actually have an infestation of scorpions

in my room right now.

What, are you kidding me?

And mom won't help me out.

Katie's not in town, so I can't go stay with her.

I was wondering if maybe you'd let me crash here

for a couple days 'til mom gets it taken care of.

How come you didn't call me?

I wasn't expecting you.

I tried to call you,

but your phone's going straight to voicemail.

Oh, man, I don't know, I mean.

Tony, come on, please.

I have a really busy week all week,

and listen, I know you're my stepsister and all,

but you can't crash with like your friend or anything?

No, she's not in town.

Come on, I promise I'll be quiet.

I won't bother you, just for a couple days.

A couple days?

Just a couple days.

All right, I mean, fuck.

Yeah, I guess-- - I'll ***** on the couch.

Okay, yeah, 'cause like I said,

I have a really busy schedule this week,

and I just need to get rest, okay?

So please-- - Yeah, I totally understand.

I don't want you fucking, I don't want any loud music,

any late night phone calls, or just--

I got you, none of that, none of that.

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