'You're Better Than All My Ex Boyfriends” Asian Eaten Out

Well, chess isn't much unlike life.

Every move you make has a consequence.

Sometimes you have to sacrifice to win.

And other times, it's about waiting for that right moment.

It's a game of strategy,

anticipating your opponent's next move,

or better yet, leaving them without any options.

Mm-hmm.

Making them do exactly what you want them to do.

Hmm.

So, why are you really here?

What do you mean?

I wanna learn.

Yeah, you wanna learn.

Then, the Vienna Game, what is it?

It's used to delay King's Gambit.

Right.

And the Sicilian Defense?

It's a combative move best made with white.

Hmm.

And the Italian Game?

The oldest move from the 16th century,

used with a white bishop to c4.

I see right through you.

You are not here for chess lessons.

You could easily beat me in eight moves or less.

So tell me, why are you really here?

I told you, I need a woman to lead me and teach me.

Chess has taught me a lot about life, how to read people,

and I think you can teach me what I wanna learn.

And that is?

Life, passion, love.

Sex.

You and I are the same,

and I think you can teach me what I wanna learn.

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