Your tiny penis is pathetic and you should be ashamed

If I run my boobs, it's going to help you get hard.

Oh wait.

Can it get hard?

Oh my gosh!

Drink it like this?

Drink it *********** ding dong!

Your little peanut.

Are you a walkin' man or a 30 second man?

10 seconds?

5 seconds? What is it really?

Are you already done?

You wouldn't even be able to tell if he was or not.

Where would the cup be?

Can you even feel it when it goes in?

Is it there? Is it not there?

Seriously, you'd never be able to pleasure a woman.

No, no. Sorry.

Oh my god.

Do you see that little tiny penis that he has?

How are you going to go through the rest of your life

with such a pathetic

little bitty

thingy hanging between your legs?

Stroke that *********** penis?

I'd almost like to see it hard

because

it's so funny.

Not hard.

Why don't you go ahead and just

you've been such a good little sport.

Stroke your little dick for me. Just like that.

Keep doing it.

Isn't it as long or like

girthy as my pinky nail?

I'm just giving you the pinky nail.

Not even the finger.

Is it like anything

like that?

Well, when your dick is smaller

than my little tiny pinky

I know I have small hands

but

it's smaller than my fucking pinky.

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