Your tiny little cock is the tiniest Ive ever seen SPH
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So that's what you brought to the table?! A small penis for us? How can you even be so pathetic walking around here and hanging out with two sexy girls and yet you have the smallest penis ever.
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So that's what you brought to the table?
That's it. That?
I mean, I thought we were gonna have a threesome.
Um...
But you got like a cock that fucking big?
I'd rather go buy a packet of toothpicks than use that.
Seriously. I don't even know... Oh my god. I don't even know what that's supposed to be.
If we bought a package of toothpicks though, I would just want to stick them in that.
Were you born...
That's like a little meter. That's like a little snack.
Were you born... Were you born a man? 'Cause I can't...
I can't tell.
Or is that just a large clit? That's fucking pathetic.
I can't tell. I really can't.
That's disgusting.
Why would you even pull it in front of people? I mean, at least, you know, maybe if you had a strap on, like on it or anything, you'd like whip it out?
You need to buy a strap on and wear it at all times.
All times?
All times.
Aww, look at you. You're one of those little tiny dick motherfuckers, aren't you?
Really? You couldn't put that anywhere. How do you jerk off?
Maybe with two little pinky fingers?
I mean, honestly, girls have to make fun of you. Are you a virgin? I almost guarantee you're a virgin.
I see that dick of yours. All I can do is fucking just laugh and laugh and laugh. I've never seen a dick that tiny before.
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