Your tiny little cock is pretty embarrassing SPH
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Look at how pathetic you are! Haha oh my god your dick is so small and so useless I can't even believe it. What do you do with such a small dick?
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Where's your dick?
You're a normal-sized human being, right?
How tall are you? Maybe 5'9", 5'10"?
Somewhere around there?
Yeah.
That's the smallest dick I've ever seen.
Like...
Yeah?
Yeah.
Like, that's legit.
Like, that's just a really big clit, I think.
Is that even a penis? Does that, like, qualify?
Your doctor should have made you a chick, really.
Like, when you were born, they were probably just like,
"Wow, we're just gonna be really mean and just fuck this guy's life up
and call him a guy because his dick is this fucking big."
She's staring up at the fucking ceiling, wondering,
"I wonder when this is fucking gonna be over with.
This is pathetic. I can't even feel this fucking dick in me."
Oh, what are you doing about it?
That's a little dick.
It's so tiny.
I don't even know if you call that a dick.
Oh my gosh, even a baby's cock is bigger than that.
What do you think you're gonna do with that?
You're still a virgin, aren't you?
Because every time you get a girl up to that point,
she can't even find your cock and nevertheless stick it in.
It's ridiculous.
I can't believe you think that you would please me that way.
Getting me over here...
Oh my god, I cannot believe this.
That's nasty! Look at that!
Ew! I just wanna... It's like a pimple. I wanna pop it!
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