Your tiny cock is so pathetic its almost funny SPH
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So that's what you brought to the table?! A small penis for us? How can you even be so pathetic walking around here and hanging out with two sexy girls while having such a small cock.
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So that's what you brought to the table?
That's it. That?
I mean, I thought we were gonna have a threesome.
But you got like a cup that fucking big?
I'd rather buy a packet of toothpicks than use that.
Seriously. I don't even know. Oh my god. I don't even know what that's supposed to be.
If we bought a packet of toothpicks though, I would just want to stick them in that.
That's like a little beater. That's like a little snack.
Were you born a man? Because I can't tell.
Or is that just a large plate? That's fucking pathetic.
I can't tell. I really can't.
That's disgusting. Why would you even pull it in front of people?
I mean, at least, you know, maybe if you had a strap on, like on or deen it, you'd like wear it.
You need to buy a strap on and wear it at all times.
All times?
All times.
She's staring up at the fucking ceiling, wondering, "I wonder when this is fucking gonna be over with.
This is pathetic. I can't even feel this fucking dick in me."
Oh, what are you doing?
That's a little dick.
It's so tiny. I'm gonna be called a dick.
I'm so... I'm so...
I'm talking like a ***.
Oh my gosh, even a baby's cock is bigger than that.
What do you think you're gonna do with that?
You're still a virgin, aren't you?
Because every time you get a girl up to that point, she can't even find your cock.
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