Your Mom Tossed My Salad

Alright. Okay. Well, thank you.

Of course. Of course. I mean, would you...

You should sit down and get a bit comfortable, really, shouldn't you?

Okay.

So what have you been up to anyway? I've noticed you've been working out.

Yeah. School, working out, trying to stay healthy.

Definitely, definitely. You're definitely, definitely shaped up since the last time I've

seen you. Yeah, you're taking on your father's physique. Wonderful.

Now, darling, I'm going to leave you here, but don't you be getting any girls around

here, okay?

You won't have any problem with that. I haven't gotten laid in, like, months since the breakup

that I had with my last girlfriend.

Oh, God. Well, to be honest, since your mom's been gone, I actually haven't been getting

laid in my style.

Yeah?

Mm-hmm.

So, why did you break up, darling? I mean, you're such a beautiful *********, aren't

you?

I don't know. I wanted sex a lot and she didn't want to do it. She never wanted to suck my

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