Your little dick will never satisfy anyone

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Haha oh my gosh I need a real man who can satisfy me and your cock is way too big to do anything! I won't even feel it haha so small and useless. What happened when you were born?

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You're going to get that thing out of my face. What the fuck is that?

I can't bloody even see it. Oh my gosh, just...

Well I've got you here butt naked and I see that you don't have much to see at all.

Definitely not enough to fuck me with.

What is that little thing you've been carrying around?

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It's so small.

I mean, didn't you know that I was going to sit here?

You'd be really embarrassed.

Do you want to give them a warning before you take your pants off?

That they're going to find this really tight in your pants?

You do realize you're going to be a virgin the rest of your fucking life.

You're just an itty bitty, teeny weeny, little dicked man.

That's good for nothing.

The only thing you may ever be good for is a locking wallet.

Otherwise, no girl is ever going to waste her time on you.

Because you quite simply can't please her.

Can anything give you a blowjob? I mean, I guess I'd have to lick it?

How does that work? Have you ever gotten a blowjob?

Okay, well, I mean, did it go well?

I mean, it's hard to give a blowjob when you're laughing, though, isn't it?

You know I'm a pretty fucking lanky girl.

And my pussy is not going to be the size of... I don't even know what.

I was going to say an Asian, but I'm pretty sure that cock's too small for an Asian's slit, too.

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