Your dick is so small I can't even see it SPH
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Look at how pathetic you are! Haha oh my god your dick is so small and so useless I can't even believe it. What do you do with such a small dick? Do you jerk off with just a couple of fingers?
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You're a normal sized human being, right?
How tall are you?
Like, that's legit. Like, that's just a really big clit, I think.
Is that even a penis? Does that, like, qualify?
Doctors should have made you a chick, really.
Like, when you were born, they were probably just like, "Wow.
We're just gonna be really mean and just fuck this guy's life up and call him a guy
because his dick is this fucking big."
Well, I've got you here butt naked, and I see that you don't have much to see at all.
Definitely not enough to fuck me with.
What is that little thing you've been carrying around?
It's so small. I mean, didn't you know that I was gonna sit here?
I mean, it's like...
You'd be really embarrassed.
Do you want to give them a warning before you take your pants off?
That they're going to find this really tight in your pants?
You do realize you're going to be a virgin the rest of your fucking life.
You're just an itty bitty teeny weeny little dicked man.
That's good for nothing.
The only thing you may ever be good for is a locking wallet.
Otherwise, no girl is ever going to waste her time on you.
Because you quite simply can't please her.
Can anything give you a blowjob?
I guess I'd have to lick it.
How does that work? Have you ever gotten a blowjob?
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