Your dick is disgustingly small SPH

I bet.

Nobody's going to look at your cock any other way loser.

I bet with a tiny dick like that you can't even get a job.

I can barely see it.

Maybe I should go get my glasses.

Maybe I should get tweezers.

Yeah, that's pretty tiny.

Hey, don't do it too fast. I know you're going to get excited and start jackhammering yourself.

Just slowly stroke up and down.

I mean, why can't he do something this big?

I mean, seriously. I mean, do you jack off like this?

What kind of girl are you going to get with a penis that fucking small?

Nobody's going to want to touch it.

It's like a fucking worm.

Just knowing every day when you wake up in the morning that you just see this little tiny little thing.

Just like, how can you even call that a penis?

Do I need my eyes checked?

It's an inch.

Wait, that's hard.

So when you're soft, what, that big?

I mean, like, there's like a little clip.

I'm going to jerk it with just two little fingers, just like that, nice and slow.

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