Your cock stays locked up until I let it out

Yeah, this time it's permanent.

That lock is going to stay locked.

And this key, it's going to be with me.

Hell, I'm just going to throw away the key.

Because what am I going to do with your dick?

I don't want your dick, and I don't want anyone else to have it.

So I'm just going to lock it up in this little chastity device.

And I'm going to let you walk around with this on.

You're going to feel awkward.

You're going to feel just ashamed of yourself.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

I'm going to grind my pussy on your little chastity device.

Mm-hmm.

You hear it?

So you have to stop jerking off.

She's not going to move in. I don't want to sell my house.

So we have to figure out a way for you to keep your dick in your pants.

See, look at this. This goes right on the base of your cock.

And, well, of course, that's where your tiny little cock will be.

Your dick can't get hard at all.

It has to be locked up in this little hard casing of a dick.

So screwed. You're locked up.

Seriously, you know this means that you're never going to be able to get a hard on ever.

Oh, look at what I have here.

It's the key.

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