Your cock is the most pathetic thing I've ever seen SPH

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Your dick is a JOKE. It is so small and tiny that I can't even really call it a penis. Why are you so pathetic and small? And do you really think you have any chance of getting with a woman?

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Yeah, that's right, the smallest. Like that thing is so fucking tiny that I can barely see it.

You're lucky I'm even taking the time to do this right now, because usually I don't fuck with guys that have a tiny dick like you do.

In fact, I usually don't give the time of day to anyone with less than a perfect cock, so you should be lucky that I'm even gracing you with my presence right now.

Your dick is so fucking small, it looks like an owie belly button. I mean, let's be serious here, I can barely see it.

We're around all the fucking hair and fat rolls and fucking whatever the fuck you got going on.

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Well, I've got your hair butt naked, and I see that you don't have much to see at all.

Definitely not enough to fuck me with.

What is that little thing you've been carrying around?

It's so small. I mean, didn't you know that I was going to sit here?

Do you like to give them a warning before you take your pants off that they're going

to find it really...

You do realize you're going to be a virgin the rest of your fucking life.

You're just an itty bitty teeny weeny little dicked man.

And that's good for nothing.

The only thing you may ever be good for is as a locking wallet.

Like, how did that work? Have you ever gotten a blood job?

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