Your cock is so small you are barely a man at all SPH
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Haha oh my gosh I need a real man who can satisfy me and your cock is way too big to do anything! I won't even feel it haha so small and useless.
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Oh
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Well I've got you here butt naked and I see that you don't have much to see at all.
Definitely not enough to fuck me with.
What is that little thing you've been carrying around?
It's so small.
I mean, didn't you know that I was going to sit here and make fun of you for it?
Oh, well.
I mean, it's like a comparison, like the top of your hand is like that big.
Um...
I guess.
Do you want to give them a warning before you take your pants off?
That they're going to find this weird.
to hang out with your new friends.
You do realize you're gonna be a virgin the rest of your fucking life.
You're just an itty bitty teeny weeny little dicked man.
That's good for nothing.
The only thing you may ever be good for is as a locking wallet.
Otherwise no girl is ever gonna waste her time on you
because you quite simply can't please her.
Can I even give you a blowjob? I mean, I guess I'd have to like lick it?
Like, how does that work? Have you ever gotten a blowjob?
Okay, well, I mean, like, did it go well? I mean...
It's hard to give a blowjob when you're laughing though, isn't it?
You know I'm a pretty fucking lanky girl.
And my pussy is not gonna be the size of...
I don't even know what. I was gonna say an Asian,
but I'm pretty sure that cock's too small for an Asian's slit too.
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