Your cock is so small it makes me laugh SPH
顯示更多
隱藏
Every time you drop your pants I just cant help but laugh at your tiny penis. It is so small and pathetic it is just the funniest thing ever. You are never going to please a woman with that little thi
Video Transcription
Take off your pants.
I want to see what you've got in there.
See if it's impressive or not.
I doubt it.
Come on, let me see.
Really?
It's not hard.
I feel sorry for anyone that you try to use that thing on.
Really?
I think my pinky.
I think my pinky is a little bit too big.
It's bigger than that cock.
I think it is.
That's really tiny.
Can you get it hard?
Does it look any different when it's hard?
I mean, really?
You know what?
Look at that fucking dick of yours.
It's so fucking tiny and pathetic.
No girl wants to fuck that either.
But you got a cock that fucking big?
I don't think I'd buy a packet of toothpicks if I knew that.
Oh my gosh, what is that?
Is that your penis?
Oh my gosh, that is...
And what do you think you're going to do with that?
What do you think?
Huh?
You're definitely the one with the smallest cock I have ever seen in my life.
Yeah, that's right, the smallest.
And when a girl just wants to get off, then what?
Are you going to hire a real man to come fuck her?
Because you obviously can't.
You were born with a tiny little cock, and you need to do something about that.
I mean, maybe you could get like a surgery or something?
Look at that tiny little wee wee.
It's not even a penis.
I'm going to call it a wee wee.
Oh my gosh, I love little wee wees because I like to make fun of them.
...
- 2,154
- 06:28