Young bitch gets fucked in sneakers

And I'm very much here.

I'd gone shopping with my mom, and we got separated

in this big department store.

Very scary situation for a *****.

Anyway, I wandered into an alley when

these boys, some kind of gang, suddenly appeared.

What happened?

They started harassing me, telling me what they

were going to do to me, you know?

I get the picture.

Suddenly, this bum, this bum appeared out of nowhere.

At first, I didn't even think he was human.

He looked like he was made of rags.

He was dirty, smelled, unshaven.

What did he do?

It was unreal.

He had this long metal pipe and a trash can lid,

like a lance and shield.

He charged at the gang, hitting them with the pipe,

shouting how no one would hurt his lady.

Don Q.

The what?

It's a delusion, where someone thinks

they're a hero or a knight, and they're

on a mission to protect their princess from evil.

Anyway, after he ran off the gang, he knelt before me

and asked for my blessing.

As I started to make up a blessing,

my mom and the store security people showed up.

There was all this shouting, and the security people

must have thought the bum had tried to hurt me or something.

Because as they started hitting him and shouting at him,

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