You'll wish you were in Dixie

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What's going on here? A mismatch, that's what. Juan has just taken Dixie out to dinner, and Dixie looks too classy in her pretty dress. Juan? He's dressed like a schlub. A P-I-G pig! But Dixie doesn't care. She has her eyes on his cock. Turns out that Juan is going to give Dixie a dancing lesson, and she has no rhythm at all. Hey, what does a lady from Alabama know about salsa, other than it's something you put on chips.

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Ah, what a wonderful dinner.

Oh yeah, it was.

Ooh, amazing.

Yeah.

Yeah, the steak was very delicious.

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Yes, it was.

I had a good time, yeah.

Too bad you didn't wanna go dancing.

I don't know how to dance.

I know, but I mean, we could've still, you know,

gone and tried to practice.

Well, show me.

Yeah, thank you.

Let me show you a little bit of salsa.

Oh my God.

So, you're gonna take one step back.

Okay, back?

Yeah, and then--

Oh, you gotta stop in the middle.

Yeah, you gotta stop in the middle,

then go to the side.

Side.

Stop in the middle. - Stop in the middle.

There you go, you're getting it.

Like that? - You see?

Yeah, just gotta feel the rhythm of the music, you know?

You gotta not think about nothing else.

It's a little hard when I'm that close to you.

Yeah, and then when you really get on it,

then you can throw a little spin in there like this,

and really get real close.

You get really close.

Mm-hmm, get real close.

Oh yeah.

Now that's what I'm talking about.

Now that kinda gets dancing, I get into it.

Mm-hmm.

See?

And you just grind up on it like that?

Oh yeah.

You like that?

Oh yeah.

Man, tell me we were gonna do this kind of dancing.

Mm-hmm.

No, we're so close to each other.

Oh yeah.

It's like you're really happy to see me.

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