You want me to take off my clothes while walking in the park?

I'm stuck on there.

Panties.

Ooh, panties.

I think every girl should walk around in a skirt with no panties.

Life would be better.

There would be a lot less strife and war in the world.

Life would be better if nobody wore underwear.

Yeah.

Oh, you know what, I definitely need an extreme close up of that.

Extreme?

Let's not step on the panties, Shelby.

Keep my panties clean.

Oh, they're in my pocket.

I don't.

Oh, they're in your pocket.

How creepy of you.

What, I didn't sniff them or nothing.

You should.

I bet they smell nice.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, it's so liberating to be rubbing one's pussy out in the open.

You getting the cool breeze?

Uh-huh.

It's very refreshing.

It's going right between my legs.

You know what?

Yeah?

I think, uh, hmm.

I dare you to take your skirt off and run behind the house.

Anyone looking?

Let me take the skirt off.

Yeah.

No.

Oh.

No, the skirt's not going to help.

Okay, okay, the top then.

Take your top down.

Oh, I hear a car.

Yeah, that was somebody driving by.

Okay.

Oh, they're slowing down.

I bet they are.

Oh, no, they're going.

Okay, one, two, three, flash.

Oh, here comes another car.

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