You need to realize the cold hard truth about your cock SPH

class in the 10th grade?

Yeah, uh-huh, uh-huh.

You guys, do I need my eyes checked?

It's so...

It's an inch.

I don't think it's an inch.

Wait, that's large.

Oh, three quarters of an inch.

Is that a little fucking...

Oh my god, what are you supposed to call it?

What do we call it?

Is it a little dick?

I think it's teeny weeny.

I don't know.

I think it's a little dick.

I don't know.

That's teeny weeny.

Aww, is that how he jerks it off?

Yeah.

I like how he has that cute belly button.

Aww, so cute.

That must be so embarrassing to have to go through life with that as your package.

Ummm.

What would your little pathetic little manhood do for me?

Absolutely nothing.

That's what.

So what are you doing?

Grab your...

Get cocked, Ray.

What about this ring?

Right?

Oh my god!

Grab your little dick.

Whatever.

We're not dealing with you.

Get out of our face.

What a waste.

Let's go find a real dick.

I've never seen a penis that small.

You know, that might even be too big.

I think it's more like that.

Look how tiny it is.

You can't do anything with that.

Your dick is useless.

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