You have the worlds smallest penis SPH
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Look at how pathetic you are! Haha oh my god your dick is so small and so useless I can't even believe it. What do you do with such a small dick? Do you jerk off with just a couple of fingers?
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Where's your dick?
You're a normal-sized human being, right?
How tall are you? Maybe 5'9", 5'10"?
Somewhere around there?
Yeah.
That's the smallest dick I've ever seen.
Like...
Yeah?
Yeah.
Like, that's legit.
Like, that's just a really big clit, I think.
Is that even a penis? Does that, like, qualify?
Your doctor should have made you a chick, really.
Like, when you were born, they were probably just like,
"Wow, we're just gonna be really mean and just fuck this guy's life up
and call him a guy because his dick is this fucking big."
You know what?
Look at that fucking dick of yours.
It's so fucking tiny and pathetic.
It's like, no girl wants to fuck that either.
But you got, like, a cock that fucking big?
I'd rather buy a packet of toothpicks than you that.
Oh my gosh, what is that?
Is that your penis?
Oh my gosh, that is...
And what do you think you're gonna do with that?
What do you think?
You're definitely the one with the smallest cock I have ever seen in my life.
Yeah, that's right, the smallest.
And when a girl just wants to get off, then what?
Are you gonna hire a real man to come fuck her?
'Cause you obviously can't.
You were born with a tiny little cock, and you need to do something about that.
I mean, maybe you could get, like, a surgery or something?
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