You Have the Tiniest Cock We Have Ever Seen Sph: HD Porn 5b

Wait, what the hell is that little thing? Is that supposed to be your penis? How do you even masturbate with that shriveled little dick anyway?

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What is that thing? That tiny little thing? Oh my god, that's so small.

Do you see how tiny that is? How do you think that they can even put a survey like that?

I can barely see it. Two fingers? The pinkies? Oh my god, like two little pinkies?

You would never even see that. You need like a Barbie hat. You do need a Barbie hat.

You should be embarrassed of that. Oh my god, I would never take my pants off.

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I would never show anybody. I would see a virgin. That's ridiculous.

I can barely see it. Can you call that a penis?

I think you need like tweezers to just kind of pull it out a little bit.

I thought you were pretty cute. So, show me what you got.

I mean, you must have used some of that penis-freaking-cream. You must have.

Because look it, you couldn't have been born like that.

It's so tiny. It's like one of those little cocktail wieners, you know, you get at parties and tray.

And I know that little dick gets nice and hard, but I can't even see a bulge in your pants.

You know, I thought you'd come over here and we'd have like, you know, like passionate sex.

And you'd fill me with your large penis, but I was so wrong.

I don't know how you function in the world. How embarrassing.

I would be so mortified if I was born with a dick that small.

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You have the tiniest cock we have ever seen SPH