You have such a wimpy little penis SPH

I feel bad for you.

It's so sad that you have the smallest penis.

What do you do?

How do you jack off to that?

Do you like...

Well, fortunately my nails are long so I could probably do it for you.

But yeah, that one's not going to happen.

But what do you do?

Do you take a Q-tip and like...

I mean, because your hands obviously couldn't even touch it or feel it or grab it.

Do you take a Q-tip and go like...

Like this?

I mean, do you even jaculate?

Is there anything in there to even come out?

You know, it's so...

What would your little pathetic little manhood do for me?

Absolutely nothing.

Guess what?

So you do it.

Grab your dick.

Grab your dick.

You're talking about this ring.

Grab your dick.

Whatever.

We're not dealing with you.

Get out of our face.

But who wanted a real dick?

I've never seen a penis that small.

You know, that might even be too big.

I think it's more like that.

Look how tiny it is.

I can't do anything with that.

Your dick is useless to me.

I want to see you jerk that pathetic little dick of yours.

Oh, look at that.

It's growing in your pants just by looking at me in my brown panties.

Oh my God, this is pathetic.

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