You have such a wimpy little dick SPH

I feel bad for you.

It's so sad that you have the smallest penis.

What do you do?

How do you jack off to that?

Do you like...

Well, fortunately my nails are long so I could probably do it for you.

But yeah, that one's not going to happen.

But what do you do?

Do you take a Q-tip and like...

I mean, because your hands obviously couldn't even touch it or feel it or grab it.

Do you take a Q-tip and go like...

Like this?

I mean, do you even jaculate?

Is there anything in there to even come out?

You know, it's so...

Look at that little thingy thing.

Aww, is that how the Jetson's are?

Yeah.

She's like, "Stay in there."

Aww, when you get home, do you like, do you stroke that thing?

I mean, stroke that *********** penis?

I'd almost like to see it hard, because...

It's so funny!

Not hard.

Oh my god.

And if I ever saw a penis that small, I would like, run away.

It's really tiny. I mean, it's like the tiniest thing I've ever seen.

Actually, I don't think they'd laugh.

I want to see you jerk that pathetic little dick of yours.

Show me what you can do with it.

Don't do it too fast.

I'm sorry, I just can't stop laughing.

I wonder if it does anything for anyone.

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