You barely even count as a man SPH
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Well look at your tiny little dick down there! Haha it is so small and so pathetic that all I can do is laugh at you. Were you born a girl? There is absolutely no way you can ever please a real wom
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Aww, look at the little man. You should almost be in like one of those weird circus acts.
Cause that's really what your supposed cock looks like. It's just like weird and unusual.
You should really be on the Guinness Book of World Records for tiniest cock out there.
I just don't know if we really want to classify it as a cock. Cause it's so... mini.
It's the only way to put it. You have a mini man cock.
Have you been told that before? Has it been embarrassing?
When you go and you take a girl out to dinner. Cause you know, you're not a horrible looking guy.
I could totally see you getting dates with girls. Taking them out. Getting them home.
And even with them being *********, once your pants get taken off, they're like, "Oh my god, where is it? Are you a woman?"
You know what? Look at that fucking dick of yours. It's so fucking tiny and pathetic.
No girl wants to fuck that either.
But you got like a cock that fucking big?
I don't think I'd buy a pack of toothpicks.
Oh my gosh, what is that? Is that your penis?
Oh my gosh, that is... And what do you think you're going to do with that? What do you think?
You're definitely the one with the smallest cock I have ever seen in my life.
Yeah, that's right. The smallest.
But when a girl just wants to get off, then what? Are you going to hire a real man to come fuck her? Cause you obviously can't.
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