You barely even count as a man
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Look at how weak of a man you are! You have the smallest penis I've ever seen! Haha so pathetic and so beta. I bet you never get laid do you? A real man has a real size penis but not you.
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Oh my god, are you fucking kidding me?
Really?
That's a huge clit, that's nothing!
Are you kidding?
Well I've got you here butt naked and I see that you don't have much to see at all.
Definitely not enough to fuck me with.
What is that little thing you've been carrying around?
Do you want to give them a warning before you take your pants off that they're going
to find this really tight in your pants?
You do realize you're going to be a virgin the rest of your fucking life.
You're just an itty bitty teeny weeny little dicked man that's good for nothing.
The only thing you may ever be good for is as a walking wallet.
Otherwise, no girl is ever going to waste her time on you because you quite simply can't
please her.
Can I even give you a blowjob?
I mean, I guess I would have to like lick it?
Like, how does that work?
Have you ever gotten a blowjob?
Okay, well, I mean, like, did it go well?
I mean, it's hard to give a blowjob when you're laughing though, isn't it?
You know I'm a pretty fucking lanky girl.
I don't even know what. I was gonna say an Asian, but I'm pretty sure that cock's too small for an Asian slit, too.
Really? You couldn't put that anywhere. How do you jerk off?
Maybe with two little pinky fingers?
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