You barely even classify as a man SPH
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Well look at your tiny little dick down there! Haha it is so small and so pathetic that all I can do is laugh at you. Were you born a girl?
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Aww, look at the little man. You should almost be in like one of those weird circus acts.
Cause that's really what your supposed cock looks like. It's just like weird and unusual.
You should really be on the Guinness Book of World Records for tiniest cock out there.
I just don't know if we really want to classify it as a cock. Cause it's so... mini.
That's the only way to put it. You have a mini man cock.
Have you been told that before? Has it been embarrassing?
When you go and you take a girl out to dinner. Cause you know, you're not a horrible looking guy.
I could totally see you getting dates with girls. Taking them out. Getting them home.
And even with them being *********, once your pants get taken off, they're like, "Oh my god, where is it? Are you a woman?"
Well, I've got you here butt naked. And I see that you don't have much to see at all.
Definitely not enough to fuck me with.
What is that little thing you've been carrying around?
It's so small. I mean, didn't you know that I was going to sit here and make fun of you for it?
Aww.
I mean, it's like a comparison. Like the top of a pant is like that big.
Um, you'd be really embarrassed.
Do you want to give them a warning before you take your pants off? That they're going to find this really tight in your pants?
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