You are going to get cucked by a biker gang

I am.

Oh, my little pup.

Are you sitting there lonely?

Oh, my poor, pathetic little freak.

That's okay.

Do you know what I'm doing today?

I'm going to go ride my fucking awesome, fast street bike.

Yeah, I'm going to go fast.

And I'm going to have fun.

And you know what else I'm going to do?

I'm going riding with a bunch of sexy biker boys.

Aren't you jealous?

I mean, do you want to ride bitch for me?

You can get on my back seat and I'll drive you the fuck around.

Do you know what they would do to you?

They'd sit and laugh at you.

Because no man ever rides in the bitch seat.

Except for maybe you.

Little freaks like you.

Do you think that that's the seat made for you?

This bitch?

Because I'm in the driver's seat of my bike.

I don't ride behind anyone.

But I know some boys that are going to ride behind me after I long, fast motorcycle trip today.

Do you know who's going to be riding behind me?

In a whole different way than you would be.

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