You and your tiny cock are a joke
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I mean, really! Your dick is a JOKE. It is so small and tiny that I can't even really call it a penis. Why are you so pathetic and small? And do you really think you have any chance of getting wit
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Hi there, you little dick motherfucker. You must be the pathetic son of a bitch that I've
been looking for because you're definitely the one with the smallest cock I have ever
seen in my life. Yeah, that's right, the smallest. Like that thing is so fucking tiny that I
can barely see it. You're lucky I'm even taking the time to do this right now because usually
I don't fuck with guys that have a tiny dick like you do. In fact, I usually don't give
the time of day to anyone with less than a perfect cock, so you should be lucky that
I'm even gracing you with my presence right now. Your dick is so fucking small, it looks
like an outie belly button. I mean, let's be serious here. I can barely see it. We're
around all the fucking hair and fat rolls and fucking whatever the fuck you got going on.
Aww, look at you. You're one of those little tiny dick motherfuckers, aren't you? Really?
You couldn't put that anywhere. How do you jerk off? Maybe with two little pinky fingers?
I mean, honestly, girls have to make fun of you. Are you a virgin? I almost guarantee
you're a virgin. I see that dick of yours. All I can do is fucking just laugh and laugh
and laugh. I've never seen a dick that tiny before. Lord, I don't have any joints or heart.
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