xham vlog 1

What's up?

This was kind of a flimsy

Anyway, let's go ahead

and zoom in closer

so we can talk a little bit

better. What's up?

Alright

So like

um

I was

I don't know

I guess this

would be just a bit about me

so like

alright

Oh, we don't need

headsets on right now

we don't need them on

for real

so like, just a little bit about me

um

I was like

uh

you know

I've been

I've been banged by some dudes

in the past

you know

and I liked it

so I guess it always

went by but you know

I figured for a long time I was just straight

just like I needed a chick that

would do me in the butt

with a strap on and

you know

be more of a male in a relationship

you know more like a gender

male diverse thing

you know I always kind of thought like that

and then like one day I put out an ad

and

a guy wrote me

and he was like "It's too bad you don't have a daddy"

and I thought about it

and I was like

you know

that could work too

you know I always needed like a special

kind of chick

that would like

be strong

you know and able to

like you know do all

that stuff to me

um

but like

really

kind of more

more people

there's

many men

would actually be capable

of like doing all that stuff to me

like fucking pick me up

put me over their knees

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