Wow you have the smallest penis I have ever seen SPH

Look, it's like so little. So tiny.

*********** dicklet.

What do you even do with that thing?

Oh wait, I don't even want to know what you do with that thing, because that's just disgusting.

Nobody wants to think about a little tiny dick like yours. Certainly not me.

And the only thing that it's really good for is just for me to make fun of it.

Because what am I going to do with it?

Oh my god, do you see that little tiny penis that he has?

How are you going to go through the rest of your life with such a pathetic little bitty thingy hanging between your legs?

Stroke that *********** penis?

I'd almost like to see it hard, because it's so funny. Not hard.

Why don't you go ahead and just, you've been such a good little sport. Stroke your little dick for me. Just like that. Keep doing it.

Isn't it as long or like, griffy as my pinky nail? Like I'm just giving you the pinky nail, not even the finger.

Like is it, like, you know, is it like anything slight that? You know?

Well, when your dick is smaller than my little tiny pinky.

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