Wow, that is one tiny little penis you've got there SPH

You're asking about this ring, right?

Oh my god!

It's supposed to be your little dick.

Whatever. We're not dealing with you.

Get out of our face. What a waste.

Let's go. Let's go find a real dick.

I've never seen a penis that small.

You know, that might even be too big.

I think it's more like that.

Look how tiny it is.

I can't do anything with that.

Your dick is useless to me.

It's itty bitty and all you can do is, I mean, seriously.

Oh my God, do you see that little tiny penis I have?

How are you gonna go through the rest of your life

with such a pathetic little bitty thingy

hanging between your legs?

Stroke that *********** penis?

I'd almost like to see it hard because it's so funny.

Not hard.

Why don't you go ahead and just,

you've been such a good little sport.

Stroke your little dick for me, just like that.

Keep doing it, yeah.

Isn't it as long or like girthy as my pinky nail?

Like I'm just giving you the pinky nail,

not even the finger.

Like is it, like, you know, is it like anything like that?

Have you?

Well, when your dick is smaller

than my little tiny pinky, I know, I have small hands,

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