Wow Aunty I Thought I Was Home Alone

God damn.

She said she was gone for the weekend.

What the?

Oh shit.

Oh shit.

I'm gonna fuck the shit out of

Damn.

I ain't gonna watch

my damn game.

Oh shit. Damn it.

Fuck it.

Fuck this game.

I'm gonna jump this shit.

That motherfucker

is a loader.

I'm gonna fuck the shit out of her.

Oh no, that **** ain't a loader.

I'm gonna let her see my ass.

Don't scare me, motherfucker.

Half a pound, half a pound,

half a pound, half a pound.

Oh man.

Oh man.

I got these gym shorts on.

I'm gonna turn around

before she gets tripping.

Oh what?

Oh man.

I can't let you know what to make.

Maybe play some cards.

And put on my other gym shorts.

Oh damn.

Put on my other gym shorts, yeah.

Oh fuck.

I had to put

together my deck, hon.

Oh fuck, it'd be so wrong.

And it's gonna be so long

soon, I hope she don't

slap the shit out of me.

I gotta get in there and get in there

before she makes it.

Oh she was tripping, boy.

She was tripping.

Damn, man, it's just like that.

I think she know I'm looking.

Don't nobody clean a damn tub like that.

What the hell is she trying to do?

Let me see.

Man.

Oh my God, I wanna just touch it.

I wanna just touch it.

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