Wow are you even a boy SPH

Wow, dude, you got like a little toothpick dick.

Only smaller. Like, really.

I wouldn't even bother.

Like, that's midget dick.

Oh, wait.

Midgets have bigger dicks than that.

That's like a...

I love that Heli-Trix is off.

Aww, when you get home, do you like, do you stroke that thing?

I mean, stroke that *********** penis?

I'd almost like to see it hard because it's so funny, not hard.

Oh my God, and if I ever saw a penis that small, I would like run away.

It's really tiny, I mean it's like the tiniest thing I've ever seen.

Actually, I don't think they'd laugh.

I want to see you jerk that pathetic little dick of yours.

Show me what you can do with it.

I want you to grab it in that hand of yours and slowly, don't do it too fast.

I know you're going to get excited and start jackhammering.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I just can't stop laughing.

I wonder if it does anything for anyone.

Oh my God, can you even masturbate?

I can picture like two little fingers going, "hee hee... hee."

What is that thing? That tiny little thing?

Oh my God.

Oh my God, that's so small.

How do you think that they can even masturbate like that?

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