Worst Wingman Offers up His Ass & Mouth to Hunk Roommie

Guido is a terrible wingman & Carter Woods is super horny!

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In the world of male friendships,

there's a certain set of rules that all men must follow.

These rules were made to strengthen the bond between men and

ensure that we succeed.

Through thick and thin, through ups and downs, a bro can only truly be a bro if

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he abides by these set of rules.

This is the Bro Code.

Dude, can you hurry up already?

We're gonna be late.

Chill.

It takes a minute to look this good, okay?

Anyway, I'm almost ready.

Hey, plus I'm invoking Bro Code tonight.

Dude, that's not really something you invoke.

Whatever.

Anyway, it's been a while since I've been laid, man.

And I need to know that you have my back.

I need a wingman tonight.

I mean, if that's what that means, sure.

I got the best wingman skills in the game.

You'll be home with the girl in no time.

All right.

That's what I like to hear.

I'm about ready.

You ready?

Yeah, I'm right behind you.

Let's do it.

Dude, can you just talk to me already?

Bro, how'd you drop the ball that hard, man?

Listen, I'm sorry.

Do you even know what the Bro Code says?

Yeah, if a bro is assigned to his bro, he makes sure his bro scores.

Yeah, well, what the hell was that, man?

Sorry, I thought talking about all the girl things left us would definitely get

you laid.

My God, you're the worst.

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Worst Wingman Offers Up His Ass & Mouth To Hunk Roommie