Wild Orgy At Santa's House

The Holidays are for spending time with the people you love. Just bend them over and fuck them right on the table. It's fine, Santa said so.

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It's almost the end of the year,

and honestly this is the only time

I use my Costco membership.

Baby, you don't need Costco

when you have Daddy Kyle and Daddy Donnie.

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I know, I know I want so many gifts.

I'm insatiable like a hungry, horny, wild rabbit,

to be honest with you.

Yeah, you do like big, long carrots,

but judging by your appetite,

I'd say you're more of a pony

that likes to spread her legs

and drinks too much kombucha.

Hey, kombucha team forever, okay?

I'm just trying to be a millennial here.

What's kombucha?

Is it like a K-pop band from Kansas or something?

It's just a probiotic drink.

Oh, and K-pop, I think, refers to music from Korea.

Right.

Oh, okay, thanks, thanks.

Anyways, I'd love to make a toast.

Hey, our girl's got something to say.

Thank you, Daddy Donnie and Daddy Kyle,

for such a wonderful year of so many Venmo payments,

so many juicy lobsters,

and sharing your juicy burritos with me all year.

Cheers.

To more sugar.

To more burritos.

Oh, you know what?

I think it's about time to give you your gifts.

Thank you, oh my gosh.

Oh my goodness.

This is so cute, I love it.

Choke that chicken.

Squeeze it just like that

when you need some attention from us.

Oh, I need a lot of attention.

I'm like a plant that needs water all the time.

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