Wife finds BBW with her hubby

What? Your nails?

Do you know how much they cost me last time?

50 pounds?

Yeah, but--

And then you've got a champagne bar with your friends.

And then these designer things, look at you.

Do you think you've got holes in them?

God, you're just ***** me dry all the time.

I know, but you're calling it hard work.

I know, I mean stay at home and not spend money.

Spending life's been out of fashion, right?

Come on.

Oh, this one's maxed out.

You maxed out on me nails.

For sure.

Yeah.

Okay, but don't go mental.

Please, please, please.

Okay.

What?

Oh, sorry, I mean, I was going to get on to that dictation that you were going to do.

Dictation?

Yeah!

Dictation sounds great.

Do you like that?

Yeah.

Alright then.

I'm just gonna do it right now.

I was thinking about unbuttoning my top shirt because you know it's dressed down Friday.

Yeah, I was thinking to get comfy.

Of course it is.

Okay, I'll get comfy as well.

You don't mind a bit of cleavage?

I don't mind any cleavage, yes.

Okay.

I'll just take down some buttons and get comfy.

Wow.

Okay.

I'm going to do the stuff you want to do. I've been thinking about it for a long time.

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