Wicked - Deadpool Finally Fucks In His Porn Parody

Is she on her mud fleas?

You have about one second to re-freeze that.

Oh, and maybe compliment me on my new hair.

Whoa, okay, look.

This is my fucking porn parody.

And other than blowing a load early,

I haven't seen any action.

So if you don't mind me asking,

what exactly are you doing here?

Your hair smells like fresh cut flowers and butt sex.

Hey, fuck face.

You are obviously not grasping

the importance of the situation here.

The future of the planet is in peril.

And it's all because of your punk ass porn parody.

Sphincter says what?

Yeah, your new parody caused a nuclear holocaust.

Fuck yeah!

As unbelievable as it sounds,

did Pull Triple X become so popular,

it blew every server in the country.

The grid was down for weeks.

You know what that means?

No Insta, no tube sites,

and more importantly, no POTUS tweets.

Trump lost his shit over it

and decided to make porn ******* overnight.

Mass riots everywhere.

It was anarchy.

And then, it happened.

Russia joined ***** with North Korea

and they attacked us.

We just weren't ready.

No, kick me in the nuts and call it out, you do.

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