Wicked - Big Booty Bella Rolland Needs A Rebound Fuck

God, I can't believe I didn't see this coming. Of course I was his rebound. He

dated somebody for six years and then he tells me that he loves me on the third

date. God, I'm so stupid. God, I can't believe I fell for this again. But that's...

I'm done. I am sick and tired of this. I am over love. Never again.

Hey, what's that app that you were hoeing on for a while? As it turned out, hooking

up wasn't for me. The app was nothing but a portal for perverts and creeps. I split

the difference and went on a date with Lucas, who was a friend of a friend of my

brother. So, how is it so far? How's what? This. Whatever this is. I mean, you're the

psychology major, so I figure you've analyzed every part of this interaction

thus far. Is that why you didn't pick up the check today at lunch? You thought I

would be psychoanalyzing your intentions? Of course not, I'm just a cheap douche. No,

but seriously, you can't be too careful nowadays, you know? Picking up the tab

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