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Holy gummies.

Gummies soaking wet.

I tell you how excited I was to do this list.

I just don't think you understand. Greek mythology was my favorite subject in school.

As a part of history. It was just so much fun.

It's so weird. There's just a bunch of weirdos up there.

And I'm here for it. I'm being honest.

Welcome back to the Hog, everyone. I'm your host, Rachel Fisher.

And get ready to count down with me in our list of top 10 Greek mythology stories that will leave you confused.

Because honestly, what the heck were they thinking?

Number 10. Pasiphae and the Bull.

The gods, man, they love to throw some ******* as punishment at their will and pleasure.

Equus probably would have been their favorite Broadway show.

Everyone knows the story of the Minotaur, but do you know how it all got started?

Well, let me enlighten you.

King Minos begged the god Poseidon to send him a glorious white bull that he could sacrifice.

The god obliged. He sent him the most beautiful, stunning creature from out of the sea.

Because apparently, bulls come out of the sea.

Anyways, but when King Minos went to sacrifice the creature, he found he could not bring himself to kill such a noble *****.

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