White skinned slut gets lucky and have a cock between legs

I've met a terrific girl but she won't let me near her unless I'm wearing one but do

I need to get fitted for a condom or?

Oh yeah, I actually specialise in a fitting service.

Really?

If you'd like one.

Absolutely. The sooner the better, then I can get shagging.

Wow, please come here. I'll show you just how it's done.

I can help out with that.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I would have come and got fitted for one of these a long time ago if I knew it would serve like this.

I've never put one of those on before.

Makes your penis look like a terrorist.

I also do have a service where you can try them if you like.

I'd definitely like.

Just to make sure you're OK with the fit.

You lead the way.

So what sort of problems could I encounter with these?

Do they split very often?

All of them, sometimes.

I'm gonna go get a beer.

Oh, fucking hell yeah.

Oh, who needs a fucking girlfriend when you've got a service like this round the corner.

Fuck me.

Oh.