White dude needs a job so he licks black feet to get it here

Good.

Here to apply for the job, car wash.

Actually, you came at a good time. We're actually looking for new employees.

What can you offer to our family?

Well, I'm a hard worker.

I do whatever it takes to get the job done.

But why do you really want to work in my car wash?

Well, I've been a customer here now for years.

And every time I come here, people are just always happy.

You know, they seem to love their job.

And I just want to be around an environment like that.

And I'm just wondering, like, what's the secret? Why is everybody happy?

They seem to love their job, so it just makes sense.

Why not come here and apply for this job?

I want to work at a place that I like.

I want to go there every day and be happy.

You know, really, that attitude, I mean, we are a family here.

And we really do take care of each other very well.

But there's a secret to taking care of ourselves here.

We usually give each other foot rubs.

So I actually used to be an employee here at this car wash.

And it just gets so tiring to be on your feet all day washing cars.

And the secret that we usually do here in this car wash is that we try to give each other foot rubs and worship a little bit.

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