Whilst eating mommys holes how about I wash it down with some freshly made lemonade

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Come eat your first course whilst mommy rubs one off on your face and covers you with homemade champagne and then if youre a really good boy I will then make you your favourite sandwich afterwards

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Hey, how's it going?

I just got back from a bit of a, um, do do do, uh, impromptu shopping spree in a charity

shop or two.

And I just got this jumper for, um, £1 off a sale rail.

And I love it a little bit more than I should do, I think.

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But it's really soft and really snuggly.

I've never owned anything like this before.

It's, um, way shorter than I would normally go with because it doesn't take very much

reaching up to show this bit of my tummy.

Which is something I have always been super paranoid about people seeing.

Until I joined VetLife last year.

And now, despite being all lumpy bumpy and what I think isn't very nice to look at, it

turns out lots of people, uh, do like looking at me with some cheese.

So I really need some light on this.

Um, um, now I'm going to end up dribbling on my phone again.

And the trouble is, it's happened a couple of times in, um, the woods the other night.

And I never was.

Oh god, I'm so unprepared, so unprepared.

Right, let's get this shirt I was wearing earlier and put that between the legs.

And then, a pile of rubbish on the floor that I'd kind of swept into the corner.

I've never done anything with.

Oh jeez, oh no, it's gone in my shoe.

Fuck.

Oh.

Oh god, it's going everywhere.

Ow.

So, oh, just a second.

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