When you're heading for an orgasm but the doorbell goes before Rachel Wriggler got to the good bit! Sorry! Haha.
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Massive apologies for being so slack with new and exciting content recently! I've been cutting down and consequently detoxing and withdrawing from tramadol and other such meds over the last few months as I hate feeling like a ditzy space cadet so much and desperately want my head/brain back. So this (and the next part) really aren't all that exciting. Sorry. It's just xHamster keep changing the goal posts and for it to be worth my while being here I've got to put out at least two videos a week. Which, when you're feeling fucking horrendous and absolutely floored and are either on the loo with your head in the bin or curled up and shaking in bed, it's a really fucking hard task keeping the standards up. So this truly is a video for proper fans of me, who love me as a person as much as they love my content! It sure does make me feel better about my body when it's being an absolute dick!
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I'm so in the zone.
Oh no, it's got to happen, it's got to happen,
it's got to happen.
Otherwise I am going to make my nice clean bed all wet.
And I do not want to do that.
Now bear with me a moment whilst I sort shit out.
Well, it's not shit, it's a towel in a new puppy bed.
Yeah, it's got new pads.
They're like three, four years of the existing ones.
It's really cold, I'm sorry, it's winter.
Don't want my new hair, I fucking hate my new hair.
Like what the fuck?
When you say, can I just have a trim and it neatened up?
I know what the problem is, she's just fucking decided
to cut away all of the existing red that was there.
And I was like, that wasn't the fucking remit.
The remit was to cut a fucking inch off the front,
if that, and tidy up the back.
And she's chopped like six inches off the front.
My hair looks like it's growing out of a style
rather than it being a style.
I hate it.
I don't know whether to go back to the same hairdressers
and be like, nah, not feeling this at all.
Or to go to a new one.
But I haven't found a hairdresser's I actually like
in like over a decade.
But now I did, I had one for a good couple of years.
And then the last time she cut my hair,
I wanted something very, very specific
and I wanted highlights done.
And she insisted on doing the highlights first.
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