When Pissing in a Kitchen Mixing Bowl Turns Into the Finest Example of Being Little Miss Adhd with Naked Story Telling

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Oh goodness! This is quite the video where I'm the chatterbox that you know and love after a desperate piss into a mixing bowl in the kitchen upon returning from a middle of the night toilet trip from my sidekick. Whenever I start filming a video I never know how it's going to turn out, or what's going to come out my mouth and what topics they might be. Today's sidetracked chatter ends up with me showing you some recent DIY projects and some old artwork I made because my bed was covered in carnage due to new artwork that I'm making. Unfortunately the cancer that I had in the mid 90's has meant that sitting down on a regular seat is exceptionally hurtful after not very long. Gently pottering about is infinitely better than resting like a normal person and so sitting up in bed is my default position when my legs and feet need a rest. I think I need two beds! Haha. A day bed for doing artwork and other work and a night bed for the usual night time activities.

Video Transcription

Oh my god, I've just got home from walking Buddy.

Oh, geez.

It's like 2 in the morning and we've just got to get him to go to bed.

I don't want to see.

No.

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I don't know.

I don't.

Yeah, it's like 2 in the morning.

I just took him out for a wee wee.

And a ***.

Oh my god, that stinks.

That's really weird.

I've been so thirsty recently.

Also, oh god I can't stand up.

Oh, my knees have been so knackered recently.

Oh, my knees.

No, get me, get me.

Put them on properly so they don't fall off whilst I eat.

Forward.

Oh, there we go.

Come on then.

I'm absolutely not having a sip of that because it fucking stinks.

Yeah, so in case you can't tell, I got home and was absolutely fucking desperate for a pee.

I have to make some content and try and encourage people to join my flatpals and onlyfans.

Oh, dearie me.

So, here I am, having finally done a new wee wee in the middle of the night.

And in a fucking mixing bowl.

And, yeah.

Oh, shit. I think that's gone somewhere you can't get to.

Yeah, basically, as I've written in some blogs and other videos recently,

I have been properly winding down the amount of pee.

Oh, I don't want to play anymore. That's enough.

Wait.

I'm properly winding down the amount of ******** and tramadol I take on a daily basis.

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