What's the Best Dick? Not Eggplant. Naked in the Kitchen Episode 85
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A very hairy lady named Ginger PearTart makes a delicious, healthy tofu and eggplant stir fry. She does not insert any vegetables into her vagina, especially not eggplant. She does, however, a cut a dick up. And that dick is an eggplant dick.
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Oh, welcome to Naked in the Kitchen. I am your host Ginger Pear Tart and I was blessed
with a naturally hairy body as you can see. And you know what? I never show off my hairy
legs, but there they are for you, as well as my extra hairy bush. All stars of the show!
Hello, and today we're going to make some eggplant and tofu teriyaki stir fry. This
should be bomb. I've never made it before. But if you hear the water boiling, it's because
we're going to blanch the eggplant first, which is a weird thing that I've never done
before. I've blanched asparagus before, I've blanched green beans before for a niçoise
salad. I've never blanched eggplant. It sounds a little crazy to me because eggplant is so spongy,
but I'm going to have faith in this recipe. So they say it's a good way to keep it crispy
or something. So whatever, let's try it. All right, so now that you've gotten a good look
at my bush from all the angles, look at that, now we can get going. So I've got rice going,
I've got tofu pressing, and this is going out of control.
And here is, you guessed it, my giant dick, because my dick is an eggplant, because apparently
that's where we are now. Eggplant dick. This is insane. If you can fit this in your vagina,
power to you. But my vag would never fit this thing, it's enormous.
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