What are we supposed to do with that tiny cock SPH
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So that's what you brought to the table?! How can you even be so pathetic walking around here and hanging out with two sexy girls and yet you have the smallest penis we've ever seen.
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So that's what you brought to the table?
That's it.
It was like a little snack.
Were you born a man?
Well I've got you here butt naked and I see that you don't have much to see at all.
Definitely not enough to fuck me with.
Do you want to give them a warning before you take your pants off?
That they're going to find this really...
realize you're gonna be a virgin the rest of your fucking life. You're just an itty bitty teeny weeny little dicked man that's good for nothing. The only thing you may ever be good for is as a locking wallet. Otherwise no girl is ever gonna waste her time on you because you quite simply can't please her.
Can I even give you a blowjob? I mean I guess I'd have to like lick it? Like how does that work? Have you ever gotten a blowjob? Okay, well I mean like did it go well? I mean...
I don't even know what. I was gonna say an Asian, but I'm pretty sure that cock's too small for an Asian's slit too.
Really? You couldn't put that anywhere. How do you jerk off?
Maybe with two little pinky fingers?
Oh my gosh, that is such... it's the smallest thing I have ever seen.
I've seen a fucking spider. A fucking ant bigger than that.
What is that? Oh my gosh!
Wow, I have not seen such a small penis in all my life.
Me either. I mean, it looks inverted and so pathetic. It looks like a birth defect than a penis.
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