What a MILF

I kind of had trouble sleeping last night.

Why? What's wrong?

I just wanted to confess something to you, but I'm super nervous and I don't know.

Sonny, you can tell me anything. Go ahead.

Are you sure?

Yeah, of course, honey.

You're not going to get mad, are you?

No. What's going on?

Okay, I'll just...

So I wasn't hanging out with my friends. I was just kind of seeing my girlfriend and we've had sex three times.

What? You had sex three times with your girlfriend?

Yeah, like I totally lied to you about hanging out with my friends.

I actually just went to my girlfriend's house and like...

Like we had sex like three times.

I didn't initiate every single time. She was kind of aggressive and like, you know, she knew what she wanted.

And she kind of just took it from there.

All right, I'm trying not to get upset.

I'm going to take a deep breath here.

Well, was she good?

What do you mean good? People just have sex. Like there isn't like good or bad.

She kind of just... Well, she like, she laid there and like we tried the titty fucking, but...

She laid there? Son, that's not how real women fuck, okay?

Um, what do you mean? Like she totally, she just laid there and I was on top of her and...

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