What a little small dick bitch

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You're so pathetic that no girl would ever want to be around you. Look at how tiny your little dick is. Haha I mean seriously there is absolutely no way you could pleasure a woman

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or speak to everyone.

That's the only reason why you even get a tattoo.

Well I've got you here butt naked and I see that you don't have much to see at all.

Definitely not enough to fuck me with.

What is that little thing you've been carrying around?

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It's so small. I mean, didn't you know that I was going to sit here?

I mean, it's like a comparison, isn't it?

You'd be really embarrassed.

Do you like give them a warning before you take your pants off?

That they're going to find this really tight in your pants?

You do realize you're going to be a virgin the rest of your fucking life.

You're just an itty bitty, teeny weeny, little dicked man.

That's good for nothing.

The only thing you may ever be good for is as a locking wallet.

Otherwise, no girl is ever going to waste her time on you.

Because you quite simply can't please her.

Can I even give you a blowjob? I mean, I guess I'd have to like lick it?

Like, how does that work? Have you ever gotten a blowjob?

Okay, well, I mean, like, did it go well? I mean...

It's hard to give a blowjob when you're laughing though, isn't it?

You know I'm a pretty fucking lanky girl.

I don't even know what. I was gonna say an Asian, but I'm pretty sure that cock's too small for an Asian's slit too.

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